I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Randomize
