Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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