i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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