I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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