her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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