Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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