You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
