Sry I called you an 8
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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