Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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