Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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