I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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