is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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