Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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