We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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