ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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