Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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