A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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