Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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