your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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