No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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