So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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