She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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