Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
not ubering you a puppy
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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