I am puke
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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