are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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