The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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