Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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