His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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