we're blogging at a bar
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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