i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
do nipples grow back?
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