shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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