she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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