is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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