BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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