For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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