Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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