I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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