Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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