I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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