at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
