:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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