hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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