Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
