Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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