Where did you get a picture of my penis
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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