Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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