So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Can I color on your dick again?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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