rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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