That's intense
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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