We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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